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31.1.07

BREAKING NEWS: 5 SUSPICIOUS DEVICES FOUND IN BOSTON, U.S.A.






















UPDATE 5::: Find the Brandy Britton post here and the Deborah Jean Palfrey breaking news post here






UPDATE 4: 18h 53m HST: The MakeZine.com site had nothing to do with the hoax ad campaign in Boston and 9 other cities where the motherboards went unnoticed. A page showing the flashing light emitting diodes from the Aqua Teen Hunger Force cartoon can be found here.



More about magnetic throwies here.







UPDATE 3: 16h38m HST : Turner Broadcasting hass issued a press statement stating the events in Boston are linked to their advertising campaign run in Boston by Interference Marketing for the new season of Cartoon Network's program "Adult Swim". The motherboards are linked to devices that are shown on the makezine.com website.






UPDATE 2: 16h 15m HST:10 devices found 5 have been confirmed as hoaxes. Press conference imminent.







UPDATE 1 : 15h 29m HST: WHDH TV-7 in Boston is reporting the devices are flashing lights on circuit boards with cartoon figures attached to them that give you the finger when the timer runs down. One of the figures has been identified as Spongebob Squarepants.






Charles River is closed to recreational vehicles by the US Coast Guard in response to 5 suspicious packages that have been found all over the city. Police are concentrating their efforts on the Beacon Hill region of the city. No explosives have been found in the two packages that have been detonated, but "components" that could be used in improvised explosive devices like circuit or mother boards have been found.


Reports coming in to the Pressju Hellac that these devices may be a part of an Internet based hoax perpetrated by college students.


More to follow in updates . . .




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DIVERTISSMENT 6


















Qu'ul cuda prædex nihil!



Pain
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Oracle of Elections
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Qadi of Hades
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HOW TO MAKE JOURNALISTIC IMPROVISED EXPLOSIVE DEVICES












There are many ways really, we'll look at a few right now and if you are good there might be a pretty woman mixed in this post.




















First, you can call someone out on what they vomit up on their blog and sit back and wait with the detonator in your hand as the washing machine timer (Google) ticks down to zero. Sooner or later the person wanders into Technorati and sees a link and the whole shaped charge goes off in their face. Voila! Us 1 Them 0. Conservatives and others that love war and killing will likely take offense that I am using the analogy of Improvised explosive devices to make my point this morning. I am offended that there are people being blown up by them in reality for no known purpose save to keep rich men rich and their lackeys making soup out of the table cloth and napkins after the banquet.



You left pretty much every question I had unanswered, except one: can this twit get any dumber, or has he reached his nadir? The answer is yes, you could get dumber.

You insulted conservatives and Republicans. How nice. I'm a registered independent (last affiliation was Democrat) who describes himself as a "militant moderate."

You ranted about your First Amendment rights, dutifully parroting all the tripe you've been spoon-fed about it. Utter twaddle. For one, it merely states that "Congress" shall not abrogate your right to speak. For another, at no point did I ever try to restrain your right. I exercised my own freedom to speak out and inquire as to WHY you felt the need to blither like you did; if merely asking questions is enough to make you feel threatened, you have far greater problems than I feel like addressing.

So don't like religion. Congratulations. I went through that phase myself a while back before I settled into a nice, comfortable state I like to call "militant, born-again agnosticism." I find the tenets of pretty much every faith to contain large elements of profound silliness, but I ignore them. My attitude has evolved to a laissez-faire degree: they don't bother me with their twaddle, I won't point it out to them. So far, it's worked pretty well, and those few who've tried to evangelize me have been properly brutalized verbally.

There was nothing "sectarian" about my getting involved, just that I've gotten to know Suzy a bit over the past few years, and didn't particularly care for a friend of mine getting savaged out of the blue. (Well, "savaged" is a bit strong. It was about as "savage" as a chihuahua humping a leg. But it was still an unwelcome intrusion.) I happen to disagree with several of her beliefs, especially the religious ones, but I still like her and didn't care to see her get hit by this drive-by spit balling -- which, apparently, was partly inspired because she shares a last name with the current Secretary of State.

Oh, and "neologistic" is derived from "neologism," meaning "new word." It was referring to your proud coining of "theotwat."

Now if you'll excuse me, I have pieces to write for my own blog. I've wasted far too much time writing for an audience of one.

J.
Jay Tea
Main Page Editor
www.wizbangblog.com










Now some of the "survivors" of these blog IEDs will call in reserves to shove a rod of steel in their spine. A second will come forth to shout down the bomber screaming into the wind no matter how "well known" or popular they are in the TTLB Ecosystem. A good bomber ignores this and just goes back to his shop and starts stripping wire and packing nails waiting for the next unsuspecting fool to walk past his shop and be chosen. Sectarian violence is that way. The Sharia Law of the Internet is clear. If you are not with me you are against me. Vista™ akhbar! It doesn't matter how many names I am called by those who are offended at being shown a mirror I exist by one principle and one only I know that most of the big names, the powerful people who reap wealth from their divisive screed written for frightened white middle class men wouldn't dream of dealing with a crap slinger like me. Everyone has something, or someone, that they love and if you take a part of that thing hostage and make it bleed an scream just a little, then all the power, lucre, privilege and fame on Terra is useless. No human soul, on Terra or in Hell, is immune to this not even Our Empress, no even I.















The next type of journalistic bomb is larger involving a mortar shell say, with a cell phone connected to the detonator, like a news story that is sure to make people in the majority, for our helmet wearers that would be once again the 201 million people who consider themselves "white" in the USA, furrow their brows in confusion not sure if they can express their 'real' opinion which is that they honestly don't care. I have a good example of this that has taken place at Clemson University that bastion of off campus safe housing that brought you last summer's biggest news story before Hezbollah started shelling Israel. At that South Carolina institute for higher learning some students have decided that dressing up as Aunt Jemima, stuffing shorts to make their asses look big and applying blackface is a cool way to blow off steam with "Afro-centric" alcoholic beverages (malt liquor, sweet cheap wine) and show disrespect for minorities at the same time.














These are the children of the same sort of people that got pissed that the president University of Pennsylvania was photographed next to a kid dressed for Hallowe'en as a suicide bomber. Wasn't the point of All Hallow's Eve to dress up scary? Isn't the point the Bush machine is trying to get across fear of Muslim savages wanting to bomb innocent white folks into Oblivion??? The suicide bomber is offensive but it's okay when your late teens early twenties kids denigrate the people who have made you the kings of privilege by dying and stacking up high enough for you to walk comfortably onto that high pedestal upon which you now sit. Ivory skin in an ivory tower. Of course the NAACP is outraged at the "living the dream" party held the day before the Martin Luther King holiday, where it is said the image of the assassinated civil rights leader was captioned with the words, "drink more malt liquor".



The wire is set, the mortar buried and here comes a armored personnel carrier full of "conservative" parents saying, "Hey, it was just a college prank. These kids are no more racist than we are." This is my point as I dial 666 and hit send. Huge plume and parts all over the parents and the University that isn't moving fast enough for me to expel the students that organized the party.





















Well the final part of this is the holiest of holies for bloggers at least and that would be to get the scoop, to be at the point of the spear of the dirty bomb. Having the sources that I have all over the Beltway Zone sooner or later someone is going to slip me an anonymous comment about the US plans to bomb the crap out of Iran, itself or by proxy. It can only be weeks or a few months away at the most for all the US Navy is waiting for is a carrier to be in place. The Israelis have a new military head ; they are good to go. This bomb is set and only those who know of the plans can defuse it. Will they call in e-mail and save Terra from chaos?








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DAWN PATROL 2 COLNU 1 AS








The connection that is being missed in the west between terrorism and despair is what confuses the average Iranian citizen today. Americans, by and large, do not wish to see the poverty in their own midst, nor do they wish to have a connection with those who are less fortunate than themselves any stronger than the charities to which they contribute. In Iran, Islam connects all peoples despite the rifts that have been widened between Shi'a and Sunni Muslims in Iraq. The problems of Palestinian sovereignty, Jerusalem, and the perception that Terra's great powers have chosen Israel intractably are what is fueling the violent choices being made by suicide bombers and foreign jihadis.



Among the people that I have spoken with in Tehran in the last 24 hours, most of them like the American people and are very curious about the "secular" government but they are angered and saddened by the choices America has made globally. Iraq to most of the men I talked with is a cautionary tale, "proof that Allah does treat the mighty just as he treats the weak," a middle aged taxi driver in eastern Tehran told me. "It was America's intention to drive a wedge through the Middle East, but the wedge was already there the whole time. Invading Iraq, killing that Sunni murdering dog Hussein and giving us a way in was a great gift from Allah."


Some of the tone was softer but still that vein of failure on the part of America because of policy not of military might rang true. "All of us, all of us Iranians know that America can destroy us, man, many times over. They will not do this because just as America needed the Communists in Russia as an adversary to justify all their illegal dealings around the world in the name of growing wealth, America will try to do the same thing to Islam." Smiling the cleric professor said, "they will try but at some point America will come to understand that like all greedy empires that follow the whisperings of Shai'tan, dust is their future."


To really understand the difference between Iran by day and Tran by night you only have to be invited to a house party in one of Tehran's affluent suburbs. Once inside the black cloths came off revealing Façonnable™ jeans and bright colored blouses and women and men sitting talking with each other about sex, politics, finances and yes the threats to the Iranian form of theocratic democracy. One young woman who is a student of mathematics at a large university in Tehran made a great point about how Iran is seen in America, "They think we want to be just like them. No we don't. We want to be Iranians. I would like to see a less strict group of Experts and a more moderate voice both as Supreme Leader and as President, but we do not need to be in the debt of the United States and have to give up the riches that we are blessed by Allah to have."


Many minds in Washington are already made up on this issue and have spoken to power their notions that Iran is ripe, like Iraq was, for regime change.




The news of 2 Colnu 1 AS follows the dots . . .










Now the conspiracy theorists about man walking on the moon will really go wild. Could this be because film analysis technology is so refined that someone could determine that the whole thing was shot at Paramount's back lot?












It would do Americans alot of good to watch what is going on politically in Venezuela. Here is a two edged lesson in governance. When the elites no longer wield power over workers and peasants you can have an autocrat who rules in the name of the people during the phase of wealth redistribution. The second lesson is that this would never work in America no matter how moral the right thinks it is or how progressive the left thinks of itself.











Rendition blowback. Remember when Germany was an ally of the USA? The truth that will come out of this litigation, if it gets that far is that the CIA in the recent age is not what it was in the 1950s and 60s. The Chinese do alot better with HumInt than anyone else on Terra right now, even better than Mossad.














The race for the White House comes down to two things we don't yet know, who the Democratic nominee will be and who the GOP will settle for to be sacrificed at their feet. The coalition of Big Business and Big Religion has defiled their marriage. Without the 30% of fundies, Southern Baptists and others who cotton to the ideal that legislation is salvation the GOP just cannot win. If Barack Obama is the candidate he can reach out to some western governor like Kathleen Sebelius of Kansas to be an anchor for his ascendancy.






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30.1.07

DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!











































Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
Majordomo of Hell and Terra
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Oracle of Elections
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff
Order of the Quartz Heart (Eng.)
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
1 Colnu 1 AS

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MY RESPONSE TO THE COMMENT FROM WIZBANG'S JAY TEA












And what, exactly, was your point in antagonizing Ms. Rice?

If it was to prove yourself a vacuous twit with delusions of adequacy and a dubious "gift" for neologistic profanity, you far exceeded your wildest expectations.

But if you had higher aspirations, well, then... better luck next time.

J.

Jay Tea
Main page editor
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SCORECARD: My rant.


Rice's response.



And so the tit for tat sectarian war of the Internet between the have Knights Exemplar and the holloheads escalates as Susan Rice's second steps into the fray . . . (HINT: We're not the holloheads!)







Jay Tea,

Thanks for posting a comment here while somewhat confusing I'll try to be as clear as possible.

This isn't Black Rock, or even C-Span this is the Internet, the last domain of free speech whether in Hell or on Terra. Even in Hell we have a 1st Amendment and it limits my speech at the tip of Susan Rice's nose. I can offend her but I cannot libel her and I have most certainly not done the latter. If I have done the former, welcome to a large and fast growing club sweetie. Too long have progressive thinkers cowered in the corner while the Ann Coulters of Terra hammered them with vitriol and spewed caustic invective. It hurts doesn't it? I couldn't possibly care less.

My point beyond exercising my rights as a citizen of the Hellac Empire were to point out the hypocrisy that is all pervasive in America. I am glad that Susan Rice has found depth and purpose in the Catholic Church and that it bathes her soul in its Goodness every day. I truly mean that. What I cannot stomach is someone, anyone for I have pointed out many other hypocrites on this site, trying to shove their hatred for others down the throats of people and wrapping it in the message of a Saviour.

To me that is the ultimate blasphemy.

Great insults by the way! I haven't been called vacuous since I was a sophomore in high school! But I am sure the young man in question called me "stupid" because he had never picked up a thesaurus in his life.

Twit yeah I'll own up to that but who puts their whole life out their on the Internets waiting for a shark like me to come swimming by? If I had a picture of Dubya on my site saying some of the things Susan Rice has said about the third most powerful person in American government there would be and pardon the pun Hell to pay. I found her "graphic art" showing Speaker Pelosi in a negative light revolting and I call her on this. She could rain Jewish insults down on me until Tom Tancredo said it was enough and I wouldn't creep into a shell needing anyone in the vastness of Hell to come to my aid.


"Neologistic profanity"? Do you mean I am crazy, yes like a fox, or that I call the buffet style of religion for race and profit in America the ration of shit that it actually is when it could have been an including factor to make the nation truly mighty? Got you on both of those counts.

You want real profanity? I'll give you some how about how the Right worships September 11, 2001 as an excuse to slaughter all over the world and punish American citizens with violations of their civil liberties?


I don't have higher aspirations, anymore than I feel you can formulate an honest clear thought idea without reading from a list of GOP talking points that have been chewed, swallowed and passed from the righteous rectum of Dr James Dobson and brought to you electronically by the Family Research Council.

Don't worry when your "permanent majority" sends its StormTroopers for you in a couple of decades so they can make all of history "right again" in the third revision we'll all wistfully recall that you were on the side that wanted the big immigration fence with the machine guns, a ten thousand troops presence and the quarter mile of bouncing bettys.



Barry Goldwater was a conservative, sir, you and your kind are nothing more than fascists in nice suits with a little education and a lot of greed and class issues. America is on to you and I hope for that nations sake they run you and your archaic ideas down here to us!





Good day and I hope I have answered all of your questions on this matter.




Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!




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THE SUICIDE OF REASON












Copy Editor's Note: Find the Breaking News of the suicide of Deborah Jean Palfrey and the "black book" rumors, here.

And the very latest from the case in Hell, here.--GRM





Copy Editor's note:
















Sigh. Is anything Schwartz ever does truly work safe? No. I didn't think so.--Gavlæ Reudo Maxric, Copy Editor.



UPDATE : 14:25:00 HST: :: : Foma*, the mensch that he, is bites the bullet on Brandy Britton with a sincere and full on statement of sorrow at her suicide, here. Foma there was very little anyone could have done to keep that rocket from detonating on the launch pad. That is save for the bitter woman who turned her in in the first place.




There really is no need for me to be sarcastic to tell this sad tale of sex, lies and suicide. Some people just can't have enough advantages they have to be able to profit from their uncontrollable urges as well. Somehow in the situation we will follow for the next few minutes a major component is missing and like most MSM stories a hash fact is being swept under a very large corporate carpet.















© Baltimore Sun








This morning many men and a few women in the DC metro area awoke to the shocking and horrible news that Brandy Britton has committed suicide. This was confirmed by Customs House on Serratoth island that the woman from Maryland had indeed taken her own life sometime over the past weekend. Brandy Britton was an exceptional human being she had risen to be a professor of sociology at the University of Maryland Baltimore County (UMBC) in the mid and late 1990s. Her mental state and how she dealt with economic and employment setbacks caused her great trouble and led eventually to her demise. However responsible Britton is under Hellac law for taking her own life, the person seeking to harm her by calling the police because they could not satisfy their own husband is, at least to the High Magis on Serratoth bound equally to the claim of Eternal Punishment.


Whoever this person is who turned Britton in was likely smiling as they watched the SWAT team enter the post Howard County home last January. Thoughts of the payback to her husband's lover were probably limited to embarrassment, basically the shame of having all the neighbors see you being frog marched out of your home in shackles. It went farther. Britton through her arrest for her illicit activities and her termination from UMBC was attempting to run a research facility out of her home and was failing. She was deep in debt and eventually lost her home but as the Baltimore Sun reports, "refused to leave." She was to be thrown out in two days and should have appeared at her trial yesterday, but the woman who turned her in saw to it that this would never happen.



Continued information poured into a weblog called Foma* run by a man in Ellicott City, MD. Tips abounded and the bloggers latched on to the story driven by the fact that Britton an unemployed woman in one of Maryland's wealthiest neighborhoods was performing sexual acts for men for money. Two things leave me scratching my head now that the body is cold and the grieving has begun for a life wasted not on sex but on seeing material failure as a reason for ending one's own precious life. The first is what happens to the Johns? The cops in Howard County have her computer which almost certainly has a list of names, preferences et cetera. Any decent high priced hooker would want this info just in case a disease cropped up between her and a "bareback" customer. Don't frown, for the right price "bareback" is the new anal according to the living "escorts" that I know in the USA.



















The second is how does a woman with the advantages that Britton had of mind and determination end up at the end of her rope and what does that say about America's materialist society?





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DIVERTISSMENT SUR LE MATIN 4

























We, Ourselves, enjoyed this immensely!


Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
Majordomo of Hell and Terra
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Oracle of Elections
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff
Order of the Quartz Heart (Eng.)
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
1 Colnu 1 AS

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DAWN PATROL 1 COLNU 1 AS









Note:













Diane Tomlinson is reporting from Tehran, and other locales, in the Islamic Republic of Iran this week via e-mail--Gavlæ Reudo Maxric, Copy Editor.






I am stuffed from a long lunch made complete by wonderful conversation with several young women I met while shopping in Vali-e Asr Street. A huge fan of spicy basmati rice, marinated in saffron broth, and khouri chicken (of course with a large frosty can of Zam Zam Cola, possibly the best kept secret in Iran) my four companions and I looked for all the world like a gaggle of recent graduates from college and their mother having a girls day out despite being covered from head to toe in warm black cloth. The temperatures have hovered around this morning's low of about 35deg;F to nearly 60°F now. I am glad to be back in my hotel room and out of that chador. Not too many people here meet me with skeptical glances as they would if I were obviously trying to hide something. The advantage of being yourself and acting open in a society like Iran's under the mullahs is everyone wants to be your friend. The little bit of a tan I have doesn't hurt to help me blend in a little.



So the discussion quickly turned from the everyday things they wanted to know about America, what's on television, what's the latest trends in fashion off the runways to a question that surprised me. The youngest of the group, aged 26, married to an engineer and doing quite well for themselves asked, "Is America going to elect a woman president?" All eyes set upon me and were so full of hope that I could only answer positively. Iranian young people especially women love all things American and the American people. They point to the resourcefulness of American workers and their technological prowess as signs that with the right leadership America could be a great country.


All were worried that George W Bush was spoiling for war against their nation pointing to the continued agitation that he has for a homeland that they see as a natural ally to a predominantly Shi'ite Iraq. They want more than anything else to be left alone to help poorer nations like Iraq to be less reliant on western powers they see as having interest only because of the natural resources. The greatest sin of Americans who they see supporting Bush is a not arrogance it is greed.

One woman, the oldest in my group ar 52, said, "They can surely slaughter us, but why? Because we oppose the murder of Palestinians? Because we will not bow down to someone just because they have gun pointed at us and say pray to anyone but Allah? No we cannot do this any more than Americans will abandon their homes and cars for living in the forests."



More later this evening from Tehran, and tomorrow as well and then on 3 Colnu I travel to the holy city of Qom for a rare insiders look at the epicenter of religious power for the Iranian government.




Now the news of this 1 Colnu 1 AS from our Copy Editor Gavlæ Reudo Maxric follows the dots . . .














Severely wounded American soldiers get a rehabilitation facility they could have only dreamed about without the aid of philanthropist Kenneth Fisher and his $50 million fund raising effort. The Center for the Intrepid at Fort Sam Houston in San Antonio, Texas offers true change from the standard model of rehab for those who have lost limb or have maxillofacial injuries. The Center for the Intrepid gives wounded soldiers a comfortable setting to regain not only their physical strength but emotional and spiritual strength as well.















Feds nix nuke site air defense plans.






Materiel shortage for the surge?





There is still hope that a Fitzmas like event could come out of the I Lewis Libby trial.







Ashoura bombing in Baghdad leaves 29 dead and five dozen wounded.






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29.1.07

LIGHTS IN THE SKY






Project Serpo???




UPDATE: 14:30:00h HST : :: : After reading D-Cup's spooky post. I went back and dug a little deeper. This sounds like fun fiction, but . . . what . . . if???





First it was the lights that punched holes in the overcast skies above Chicago's O'Hare Airport. Then a few nights ago it was the night time sighting of a strange blue orb hovering over the Carolinas reported by dozens of people. Now in Hawaii a Fox affiliate's news cam has captured what look like two craft darting around in the late afternoon skies.


Alien visitors?


Laal Hethri pranks?


Simply explained phenomena?


Who can say . . .



Fredrick Schwartz
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250 Low Lux Negro 1 AS

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DAWN PATROL 250 LOW LUX NEGRO 1 AS











When I arrived here having been hauled out of the awful Callugo Sea by three young smiling sailors of the Flotilla I had no idea what to expect. The brutal efficiency of Hell inspired me to great heights. Once I realized that it is not the medieval place of screaming torture, but a Second Life where the sins of the past are paid for into Eternity but not constantly, I set out to do what I could to make the place better for all who fall here.
















Through the awesome power of the Internet, a medium which has not seen its full potential achieved as of 2007 Anno Domini, we can reach out with our new found freedom to the people of Terra and share our ideas with them. Last night I sat with two members of the Imperial staff after our weekly card game sipping on some very good port watching Rudy Giuliani speak to a group of gathered members of the GOP. He was clear about what he saw as a vision for America. Giuliani said that Democrats could help in achieving that vision because it was not the vision of a monolithic party Hell bent on becoming a permanent majority what he saw was an "American Vision". With those words Rudy Giuliani the man that was the leader of the city of New York on September 11, 2001, the patriotic rallying point around GOP politics rushed into the lead as the candidate of choice to defeat Hillary Clinton in the 2008 presidential elections.







Contrary to popular belief, this event is a win-win for progressives in America. The two words that theocrats in America fear the most are not "President Clinton" they would relish the billions they would rake in opposing Hillary's polices, her family life, Chelsea and anything else they could ridicule or spray screed upon. The two words theocrats fear most are "President Giuliani." A pro choice Catholic, twice divorced, former New York City mayor, he is seen by powerful entities within the Christian Right as an enigma, if not anathema. Tough on crime something political fundies adore yet soft on immigration something the fundie pols cannot abide because it weakens the white/right population advantage as a race. An advocate of same sex unions, a position the theocrats abhor in all forms, Giuliani will have a tough time selling this idea in Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia and the Carolinas. And pro choice? this too threatens the racial population advantage.


For those too slow to grasp that statement let me be clear. All the clap trap about illegal immigration by people who swear by a book to love their fellow man is a waste of breath. The desire by many to see illegal immigrants who have come to America to work hard in the service of the middle class, upper class and the elite, many under very harsh conditions, is nothing more than racism. Were illegal immigrants blond and blue eyed illegal immigration would not be an issue. Yet again I must quote the esteemed Editor-in-Chief of this newspaper, "I defy any living Terran to name a nation on its face which has a majority of white citizens that live in poverty."









There are no poor white nations on the face of Terra. None. What a burden on their souls and what a burden for the theocrat kingmakers who at best in 2008 will have their failing agenda pushed aside in the name of political expediency. A Giuliani presidency will signal an end to the theocratic access that Dr James Dobson, et al have to the White House. A Giuliani candidacy means they are no longer power brokers within the party. As a parting gift they might be offered the Vice Presidency in the form of Sam Brownback, but I think they need a more southern flair to ensure the working and poor vote comfortably for "their boy". The only one in the field yet that could have a run in 2016 were Giuliani to get 2 terms would be Mike Huckabee, former governor of Arkansas. At least a Giuliani-Huckabee ticket would have the unrestrained backing of WalMart™; many of its Bible thumping shoppers who live hardscrabble existences in ramshackle trailers yet support the corporate "white is Right" authoritarian policies of the GOP while reaping no Terrestrial reward, would do so grudgingly. After all no matter how much patriotism is injected into the matter Giuliani is and will always be seen as a Yankee.




And now the news for the last day of the Hellac month Low Lux Negro 1 AS . . .
















The plan now is to win Baghdad, declare victory and turn Iraq over to the Iraqi government. How long that will take is seemingly unimportant as long as it takes at least two Terran years from today. Fierce fighting near Najaf where 250 insurgents are reported dead.





Diane Tomlinson will reporting the mood on the streets of Tehran, Iran this week.




Three murdered in a suicide bombing in Eilat, Israel; Islamic Jihad suspected.





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28.1.07

DAWN PATROL 249 LOW LUX NEGRO 1 AS











The formation of a press club of bloggers, any bloggers, who have a love for news, opinions, journalism, current events, humor, politics, and above all freedom of the press, but are not among the growing elite of the blogosphere who have gained entre into the venerable halls of such organizations as the National Press Club or other organizations where one has to be anointed by another elite member, has long been my dream. This morning after standing over my twins I have decided that since no one else was going to start the Digital Press Club I would.



As of this morning there are no dues, there is no committee that will vet you in search of corporate or political reasons to exclude you. The lofty goal of this club is to bring the strong unheard voices of the blogosphere to the fore with a hope of giving the black, the brown, the white, the yellow, the blue and the red and the green, the female and the male, liberal, libertarian and the conservative, the gay and the straight, the Muslim, the Jew, the Hindu, the Christian and all others an equal voice through a power megaphone with which to tell the world what they think, how they can help save Hell and Terra, and point to why the mainstream media MSM is failing the people of America, Europe and the developing world because of its corporate leash.



So there you have it my friends. The birth of an idea that has been in my large blue horned head for some time. If you blog about the events of the day, if you think the world needs to have the smaller strong voices in the blogosphere heard in one easy to find place, if you know that Hell and Terra can move the monolithic mountain that is the noise machine of the MSM, then I welcome you, to The Digital Press Club!









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Protesters marched in support of peace and for the salvation of the lives of young children like these Iraqis above, in Washington, DC and other American cities yesterday. And this morning millions more will sit in pews silent and thus complicit with the war. Rise up, speak out, be heard, save children.







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27.1.07

DIVERTISSMENT 3







Mozart










with cranberries,












and Pavarotti for dessert!









Not only a beautiful piece of musical Perfection from Puccini, flawlessly performed by the Maestro Pavarotti, but officially the Hellac Imperial Anthem!




Qu'ul cuda prædex nihil!



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
Majordomo of Hell and Terra
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Oracle of Elections
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff
Order of the Quartz Heart (Eng.)
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
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MILF REBELS RAIDED IN PHILIPPINES
















Most of the frequenters of my columns don't equate MILF with terrorism, or if they do it is in willing and treasonous collaboration with the Mom's I'd Like to Fuck.


So this guy is the spokes man for the MILF???












I thought the spokesperson for the MILF would look more like, this.











The headline on Reuters AlertNet dealt with the Moro Islamic Liberation Front not a bunch of hot, horny, women in their early forties from Georgia. Hmm, do we know someone who fits that description???






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A THIRD BOMBING IN AS MANY DAYS ROCKS PAKISTAN


















Over the last three days a suicide bomber detonated himself in front of a hotel in Islamabad, Pakistan. a car bomb killed 2 in Hangu a medium sized town 100 kilometers south of Peshawar. Just two hours ago a blast at a Shi'ite mosque in Peshawar has claimed the lives of 10 Pakistani policemen with 30 wounded and that death toll expected to rise.



More updates to come as more information comes to us via Pressju Hellac, Reuters and CNN.




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2 KILLED IN US EMBASSY VEHICLE ON OUTSKIRTS OF NAIROBI, KENYA; DOZEN DEAD IN BAGHDAD BLAST















Criminals in Nairobi, Kenya carjacked a US Embassy vehicle killing two of the passengers and tossing them to the pavements. Reports from Reuters and CNN have confirmed that the two women in the vehicle are dead but have not confirmed their nationality or ruled in or out any connection of this carjacking to al Qaeda.





In Baghdad, 13 are dead reported dead by CNN after an explosions from car bombs and mortars ripped through the city. The death tolls in these reprisal attacks are expected to rise as the day goes on.





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DECLARATION OF FEAST DAYS












Three days of feasting are declared for all free citizens of Hell commencing immediately in honor of the noted musician and sonic weapons inventor Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart on his 251st birthday!














The Empress Ang'ki Hoor I issues forth 30 denarii to every free citizen to be distributed at the branches of major banks throughout Hell electronically.


















Qu'ul cuda prædex nihil!





Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
Majordomo of Hell and Terra
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Oracle of Elections
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff
Order of the Quartz Heart (Eng.)
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
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Being the boss has its advantages. I will be working four days a week from home for the remainder of this Terra year as the executive staff has voted that I am too great an asset to allow to skulk quietly off into the night to raise my kids and love my wife. I thank you all for this privilege. Actually, I am refreshed having gotten two consecutive nights of sleep after a few days of nothing but squalling and carrying one cambion around until it quieted and then the other would wake up its diaper soiled and so on and so on. Twins what a blessed demon I am people tell meas they come by to see Carol and I and our two precious gifts. Somehow I do not think I feel quite yet as "lucky" as I will but that is another line of thought for another time.


I had been out of touch with the print and digital versions of the paper and now I see that things are going fine. Tomlinson is going to Iran in what might be her last chance to see some of her contacts there before the place is reduced to rubble by the United States military/ Israeli Air Force. She's boarding an earlier flight to Frankfurt from New York in about an hour and then on to Moscow. All this after the taxibox journey to Serratoth Custom House and in the blink of an eye back to Pell Arbor, Connecticut where one of our operatives was waiting with a limo. How curious the only working Hell to Terra gate would be in a little town in Connecticut. Remind me to share the story of the house that used to sit there with you sometime.



















Then there is my right hand Fred Schwartz. Ahh, I see the talented young man has gotten himself yet another admirer, so to speak. Well baiting human beings who have had a hard way to go of it who have strong beliefs of their choosing with insults geared to make your points will get you strong retorts. Humans aren't going to let you just question their sexual practices and their Faith and smile and let it go. The thing that most humans fail to understand even after Death and arriving to their surprise here in Hell is that it is their focus on "what fits for me" that generally damns them. Let's look at this situation another way. No one goes to Hell for being themselves and I am sure that Susan Rice is a very nice person at her core. You go to Hell because that's where your baggage is sent. It would take a virtual Universe of salvation to make up for the infinite amount of sin piling up daily on individual Americans, especially white Americans for their unearned privilege and these are not my rules these are the rules set up by the Creator for everyone.



















If I may take you to task on one point Ms Rice you are quite vehement in your idea that Dakota Fanning's parents are "corrupt" for allowing their 12 year old daughter to portray a young girl who is raped in the movie "Hound Dog". Maybe it is a flaw of my species madam, but I feel I must offer you some facts about acting in this particular situation. Young Ms Fanning was not even in the same room as the male actor,the scene is shot apart and edited together later. You make the point that, "The mother should be evaluated for child abuse, in my view, and whoever these "group of emergency investors" are, they should be revealed in full source by name -- if the story here is all this important, then whoever has made this film possible shouldn't mind letting everyone know who they are" is this some desire to see the people who made this film suffer financially, or is it justice for Dakota whom you feel is scarred that you seek? You see all this points back to the post by my head of research because these do not seem like the open minded values of someone who seeks to bring love into every one's heart. You could easily have said "I do not think good Catholics should see this film because I do not think children should be portrayed that way on film. I for one refuse to see it." That would have been the end of that ma'am and all the rest of that screed could have been swept into the digital dust bin of history. I have taken Schwartz to task and pointed out how his screeching against you and yours against Dakota Fanning's mother burst forth from the same font of ever bubbling hubris!









When Man starts going around writing new translations of a pretty straight forward set of rules to suit "what fits me" that's where the counter or Souls falling into Hell starts to spin like a biplane prop. As Editor-in-Chief, however, I will be a big enough demon and apologize to Ms Rice, if she is offended and I am sure Schwartz will calm down eventually. If you wish to pray for us I personally appreciate that for what good it will do us here I have not the foggiest. One of the things about Hell is that one is so far apart from the Creator that well you can feel it sort of like a taser shock creeping up the back of one's neck. Like most things here, the exploding bodies, the blood sea full of aborted fetuses, the insane suicides on Serratoth and the dry heat you get used to it. Still, we do acknowledge that this Universe is a construct created by a Superior Intelligence many billions of years ago as a laboratory experiment. Many worlds with sentient life exist and were a part of the "plan" of the Universe which can be summed up in the following phrase, "Well, that is quite interesting, let's see where this goes shall we?" And with that the Universe was born and all the Creator's students gathered around to watch. And they have been watching and tweaking for many many millions of millennia.



So Ms Rice enjoy our pages try not to worry too many minutes a day about us going on with our lives here in Hell's most populous and glorious city, Dis and do have a peaceful rest of your first life. When here you might find some of Pain's link poems soothing or at least interesting. Maybe we can suggest a palatable peace offering? See you soon!







And now the news of 248 Low Lux Negro 1 AS follow after the ellipses . . .
















I find it rather hard to believe anyone on Terra really know what Kim Jong Il wants. That is, beyond a case of Johnnie Walker Black and three blond Scandinavian stewardesses as a start. I wonder if the State Department has tried that approach? It might be as effective as the huge rabbit program.
















Though I am sure Valeri Dubov could solve this for all of us, and likely will in his upcoming Oscar™ post, The Sun has taken it upon themselves to find out just who "Breast Actress" is this year. Were I to have a vote I would go with Dame Judi Dench.








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26.1.07

WHOLE HOG OR NO HOG














Not that anyone asked this old war horse its opinion on the surge, or the buzz surrounding the run up to the bombing of Iran in an effort to end their nuclear programs, but I am going to wrap myself in that four star flag I earned and wade out into the roiling stream anyway.



I think the Iraqis have to make a choice to stand up and take over the nation south of the Kurdish north. When I say Iraqis I mean the Shi'ite government power structure of al-Maliki and al Sadr. Are they willing to be a US backed organ or do they just want to crush the Sunnis like the Serbs kicked the Muslims around in Bosnia Herzegovina for a decade? That is the 500 billion dollar question. What America needs to do is pick a side because they cannot have their win their war and lose it too. Otherwise, they could declare victory and leave making millions of American citizens weary of the conflict very happy. I personally think that this surge is eight thousand troops light and three and a half years too late.



On the Iran issue this has to be spelled out better to the American people. I am not so embittered toward the current political climate that I cannot see the chaos that could ensue if Iran were to begin production of nuclear weapons in earnest or even enriching uranium with vigor. Either could be used to hold the entire world hostage and for alot longer than 444 days. Rationally this is a regional issue and that would mean the Israelis, who are far more in range than anyone reading this in the United States,. would have to step to the fore and make the bombing run with US support of course. If this thing is going to be done and it is regime change that America wishes in Iran then those in power who will sign the secret orders must be willing to take responsibility for the potential of disaster if these efforts do not go as smoothly as the efforts in Iraq were predicted to be.




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EINE KLEINE REISENDE MUSIK BITTE

















More than a year ago, I shot off my mouth about a subject about which I knew very little. That subject was homeschooling. In an effort to save my job I was tasked to go out and learn all I could about the practice and come back to my esteemed Editor-in-Chief with my report. Dealing with many government school teachers, parochial school educators, homeschoolers and everyone else who was willing to e-mail with links and opinions I was converted. Homeschooling is in my opinion better for the average American child than the abyss that the government school system has become for a wide range of reasons.




The thing that I took away from that experience in November of 2005 was, check all sides of the story, know your subject, go back and relearn it and know it again. America today has an issue with religiosity, what Dr. Cornel West would call "Constantinian Christianity" in its battle called the Culture War with progressive liberalism. it is a war that began decades ago born out of the horrors and depredations of the Great Depression. The war has placed Civil Rights against Segregation, Pro-Life against Pro choice and now Amnesty for illegal immigrants against xenophobes. I brought this point to home in a post I wrote on 231 Low Lux Negro 1 AS (10 January 2007 Anno Domini) entitled Bite down hard, on this!


In the post I take issue with the opinions of one Susan Elizabeth Rice and this morning she has seen fit to rebut my opinions of her opinions. She begins in her post with the title that is her first error of fact, AN ATHEIST HATES ME. I am not nor have I ever been an atheist, a s Rice calls me no less than 30 times in the post of 1,571 words. If there is a soul that ever lived on Terra that knew there was a Divine Creator somewhere it was me. I was and still am a Jew. Here in Hell there isn't much room for wildly exhibitionist religious displays or if you'll pardon the pun fire and brimstone rhetoric from the pulpit because well we're already paying for our sin or the sin that we profited from on behalf of our parent and theirs. And I think this is the point, many people like Suzy Rice think that they can save themselves and anyone who disagrees with their methods of self anointment must be in league with Shai'tan, which is the biggest insult you can lodge against a citizen in Dis, or an atheist, characterized as a blind fool who shakes his fist at the lightning streaked sky denying his own Maker.


















Without any further name calling or kicking over another bucket of vitriol, let me just say, as I have said here many times, I have no beef with Christendom, my beef is with hypocrisy (see Ted Haggard) and those who treat Faith (note the large F) like the dessert cart at Golden Corral™ (see the Conservative Christian support of needless slaughter and warfare to protect American greed good, helping the poor by having compassion for illegals, we don't need that).

















I would suggest that Ms Rice go and do a little research on how Hell works and get back to us. You can click the link above to read Kenton Hill's chilling words on how one arrives in Hell. Then one can return to this site and read about our struggles against Shai'tanism both here and on Terra and how we use the might of our constitutional monarchy defend against this horror.





Qu'ul cuda prædex nihil!





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HOW I GET OFF: FRIDAY EDITION














I know we drone on and on here at the Dis Brimstone about the war in Iraq. You know that thing that's on TV while you eat dinner very night that you hear those egg head politically excited people at work talking nonsense about. gosh you can't even go to church with someone in the parking lot discussing surges! What gives here? Well let me share something with you that you might not know about me. While I was clicking through the Lufthansa website so I can actually have a ticket to Tehran from Moscow, so I can actually talk to some people in the Islamic Republic taking in how they feel about being in the cross hairs of a government like those infamous Girls has Gone Wild.













Speaking of girls gone wild why can't the Bush twins go to OCS and make daddy proud? If they did that I'd shut up I swear.






If you are among the 28% of voting age Americans who still support George W Bush you should if physically able volunteer for the United States Army Reserve. Your employer has to hire you back after your return from your basic training so your family will struggle to make ends meet but anything to save America right? You President needs you and you really have to do this. Okay I know I'm being facetious, but you have to recognize the point. It is easy for fat pasty faced pew sitters to get all riled up at their SBC church where the darkest thing in sight is the cover of a hymnal and then come to work on Monday all filled with piss and vinegar to take on the liberals who think Iran should be negotiated with. They have every right to their opinion and I to mine. I want these men and women to sacrifice something for their cause. I want the radical right, the foaming fundies, and the social conservatives not just to send their sons to war to die I want them to go too and see what the horrors of war are like and just how well this war of George W Bush's is going. Until they are ready to give up shopping on demand, an abundance of food, being able to come and go as they please and in some frightening cases a person to mate with on a semi regular basis then these people really have little cause to be so vehement. Save for the 1st Amendment to the US Constitution I would prefer for them to shut the flying fuck up. But that's just me.


I read Blogs For Bush a neocon Bush worship blog for a reason. Nothing makes my clit harder than reading the ignorant feverish rantings of people who have nothing left but the dream of what it used to mean to be a White Man.



Enjoy these offerings so first a post from a more progressive voice:



Now this is a knee-slapper:

"After months and years of being insulted by Democrats - and especially Nancy Pelosi - President Bush showed up in Congress yesterday as if none of it had ever happened."

Gee, that's nice of him. After six years of ignoring, maligning and bashing Democrats, calling them cowards, accusing them of abetting the enemy, using every tool at his disposal to DESTROY them and, to dig the knife a little deeper, once again smirkily calling the Democratic party the "Democrat" party (what a weasel he is), George Bush showed up all smiles and pretended like nothing ever happened.

Golly, what a big-hearted guy he is.

And yet those mean ol' Democrats...they didn't throw open their arms, embrace him and smother him with kisses. Gosh, they're just so darn MEAN aren't they?

They gave him the respect he deserved (to the office, if not the man) and not one ounce more. And until and unless he changes his mind about a great many issues (and I'm not holding my breath), that's about all he can expect for the next two years.

Lame. Duck. Even his own party is abandoning him in droves.

Good luck with those dead-on-arrival plans for your domestic agenda, George! Cause the Democrats have other, better plans and you better either line up behind 'em or get the hell out of the way.

You're DONE.
--Cyberactor, as posted on Blogs4Bush


And now from the Right . . .


No Cyber, your pethetic party stood along the isle, in and out, to get autographs, talk to and shake Mr. Bush's hand. What a bunch of freaking hypocrites!! Then for Feingold and Harken to wait for him in the lobby was even more pethetic.

Cyber states:
"And yet those mean ol' Democrats...they didn't throw open their arms, embrace him and smother him with kisses. Gosh, they're just so darn MEAN aren't they?"

Umm sorry kook, but they did. Sheila Lee was the worst, how pethetic.

This was a sure sign of weakness.
--NavyDad


Hmmm. Do I smell racism in that post?



The rebuttal . . .


Look, make up your minds, wing-nuts. Either they were rude to him or they were nice. Decide what you're bitching about and then stick to it.

As far as the non-binding resolution goes, what would you have liked to see in the alternative? The Senate Democrats are opposed to the surge...sorry, ESCALATION plan. So what, besides the resolution, were they to do at this point? The money currently exists to send in the troops Bush wants, so he's likely going to get away with it. When the time comes, you can bet that the Senate will cut the war funding if Bush refuses to listen to reason but...the main question stands:

How would you prefer the Democrats to have voiced their displeasure over Bush's choice? (Other than imitating the last Congress and lining up in lock-step behind his idiotic plans.)

Oh, let's not forget that Warner, Collins and Coleman have also drafted their own resolution calling the escalation a mistake. Gonna start calling them Democrats, too? Sooner or later you have to start realizing that it is not Democrats, not "cowards and traitors" and not "cut 'n runners" who are against this plan. Every day, another Republican jumps ship.

The people who oppose it-- in the military, the Congress (from BOTH parties) and across the country-- are those who are capable of using their BRAINS. Unlike a certain person I could mention...

Oh, and I've got a real quick question for someone who runs this site to answer:

Every since I've been coming here, there has been an ad banner for "Join MyGOP" and a link to GOP Bloggers. You've all seen it. It features what, to my mind, is the most pathetic chart in blogging history. It shows a "goal" of $2000 and trumpets that fact that $983 has been raised from 17 people. This chart has not, over the past few months, changed oned iota.

What's up with the pathetic chart? (Note to navydad: that is the proper way to spell "pathetic." If you're going to use the word, try not to look pathetic while you do so.)
---Cyberactor.

And the "conservative" response

Cyberkook

I believe our military..not our politicians. I also don't care who drafts a resolution because that's all that it is, a resolution. Until the pols grow a spine and shut down funding of the war, STFU!

BTW Did the Senate Armed Services Committee vote for Gen Petrais or not? Was this just some sort of symbolic jesture or was it because they all believe what he was saying?

My guess is that they believe him and the mission.

Thanks Cyberkook, I'll wear my reading glasses more often if you'll start to post facts rather than conjecture.

You see, a miss-spell here and there doesn't bother me, it's when people don't take the time to research their facts that really bothers.

So, before you start in on the typos or such, get your facts straight first.
--NavyDad.



That's just the tip of the iceberg, people but I'm so wet I've got pin my ankles behind my ears and give the Black Mamba a good workout. Finally, I've found a purpose for all that Right Wing rhetoric!



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THANX FOR THE MAMMARIES!













I really am not a breast man. I can work with Diane Tomlinson, who has the biggest rack I have ever seen personally (though I think its because her back is so narrow, it makes 'em look bigger, anyway . . .) and never give her chest a third thought. I am human and male and despite being dead and in Hell even DT knows that i'm going to look, sigh and then go on with the business at hand. Whole thing takes eight seconds.


If you've got a bit more than 8 seconds today go to RadarOnline and check out their 100 years of the brassiere. I found the trip down mammary lane down right titillating.


If that's not enough don't be a boob click over to D-Cup and check out her latest insightful offerings. I'm tellin ya she's the next Dooce, but with 75% more breastage! Make sure you watch the Blue October video it's awesome, made me think of my sister, wow I'm verklempt. Hold on a sec, there's a Kleenex™ here somewhere. Yes there's tissue in Hell and lots of other crap from Terra.

(very loud blow and sniffles inserted here for effect)*


Whew! Now that I have recovered from that good cry, let me point you toward the lovely and talented Susannah Breslin of Reverse Cowgirl fame. She is on a quest for a copy of Atomic Vixens on DVD. I could have sworn that title was available On Demand right at your fingertips piped to your desktop for a reasonable fee.







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Every day there's more bad news from Iraq. A bomb attack here, corpses tortured and shot in the head there. Baghdad has becoming the focus of murder and suffering for the planet despite horrible suffering and death in Darfur, Chad and Burma. In minor ways, clandestine ways, industrialized nations cause this sort of suffering intentionally albeit indirectly through how they manage contracts for electrification and resources management. The list of nations that the US AID has "helped" in the last 40 years reads like a Who's Who of the proxy wars fought to stave off Soviet Marxist Leninism and maintain the profits from agri-business concerns. Everything the United States of America ever did in Central America was for the benefit of fruit and vegetable growers whose millions put Lyndon Johnson in the White House for a first full term. The sin of Communism wasn't that it was Faithless the sin of Communism to the capitalist was there was no place for those who sucked the marrow from the bones of workers.




That brings me to the slow creep of news toward the Iranian threat in the war American neoconservatives made in Iraq. Now the American troops have orders to seek and destroy Iranians working as enablers of militias and abettors of terrorist organs in civil war torn Iraq. US Army troops can and will now kill Iranian agents they discover in Iraq. It is and has been policy for some time now. The moment that first bullet penetrates the skull of a VEVAK agent, or some special operative from the Qods Force the American war with Iran will have commenced. Just as the war with Iraq began with the drumbeating and the all encompassing feeling that war was to come any moment, the same is quietly happening with Iran.






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Sources within the American Enterprise Institute tell me that their recommendations to the Iran Working Group at the US Department of State have been well received and have been sent up the chain of command to President George W Bush and Vice-president Dick Cheney. They were reviewed over the summer of last year and three sets of plans have been offered to the Pentagon, "two to support an Israeli strike, and a third, a coordinated strike meant to foment regime change in Iran utilizing both conventional cruise missiles and nuclear low yield devices like the B61-11. The bombing campaign from B-2s an -52Gs could last as long as thirty days as selected military and political targets are obliterated." Within thirty days two carrier battle groups will be on station in the Persian Gulf.
















Our source was quick to point out that the rhetoric will be visibly harsher within the MSM and will focus on "Iranian activities outside of Iraq to separate that failure from the new reality we seek to create." This is a clear reference to the goings on in Beirut. Finally, our source made it clear that she was concerned about the economic impact of all this on American consumers, "we always forget that other things come from oil other than the gas that gives us the freedom to get away from what ever is bugging us at the time. Fuel brokers will make a killing at the start of the air campaign or once the MSM reports that nuclear weapons have been used. Gasoline prices will pike to about $3.50 a gallon in the first week, settle and then the supply will be augmented by the Saudis and their satellites as it always is. If Saudi, Qatari and Kuwaiti oil is somehow disrupted or refinery capacity in the United States is attacked then the sky is the limit and gas could go as high as $7 per gallon two months out from the initiation of hostilities. One thing all the groups here that I worked with were certain of was that this will capture the attention of the nation because it will look really cool on TV that America and its allies nuked a member of the Axis of Evil."




I will be reporting from Tehran starting next Tuesday.




And now the news of 247 Low Lux Negro 1 AS follows the dots . . .








Seen globally as an American icon and thus a target of opportunity.








Two dead in a suicide bomb attack in Islamabad, Pakistan outside a Marriott Hotel. Other than the bomber only a security guard from the hotel perished.















$5.8 billion lost in the last quarter? Found on road dead. Ford's executive management pay and staff size is out of control they are destroying the company with middle and upper management welfare by hiring "buddies" from this school or that fraternity or that firm that know nada about the auto industry. One day suits will realize that any trained monkey can earn an MBA.




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An update from the fine folks in the suburbs building the Anne Coulter Torture Stadium. Kenton Hill the chief torture historian has noted that a few names had been added to the list of people that will be used to beat Ann Coulter to "an unrecognaizable pulp througout eternity." Rising to that height will be John Gibson who has not quite been given the exalted postion of being used as a writhing full sized suppository for Ms Coulter but sources close to Torturer General Haxàx Carnìdo did share that Gibson will be force fed Offical New York City Sewage before the swinging will begin such that he can whack Ann Coulter in as full of shit a state as he was in while alive on Terra.


Mark Noonan, who will have the honor of being shoved into the dark, mossy, netherbowels of Ann Coulter solidified this position with his latest bit of invective. Please Mark don't give up the trans-fat, take up smoking and move to Yucca Mountain cause I have season tickets right on the Trebouchet Boundary Line!


On to another pleasant topic, Bush flicks at the Speaker's breast! What was there a botfly on her chest???






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