NCAA WEEK 12 IN REVIEW; THE COACHING GUILLOTINE

Les Miles makes US$4 million a year but he cannot manage the clock with 26 seconds left in the fourth quarter and down by two point with the ball and only 19 yards needed to kick a game winning field goal. I'm still shaking my head and even Veronica asked, "Why didn't he stop the clock instead of letting all that time just waste away?" My spouse is new to the game of American football and already she is disheartened by the actions of a man who last year had a job that she could only describe in terms of soccer.

But that's SEC football for you. Today the SEC is as close as you can get to the pros without actually being there. Notre Dame might have a US$ 15 billion endowment but the SEC has better overall team speed, athletes and coaches than any other conference in the NCAA. That is except for Les Miles.

Coaches blunder all the time but it seems that this one incident was a result more of knowing their season was over in BCS terms than just poor game management which, of course, it was. Imagine if this had happened in the game against Florida which was poorly coached by Miles as well? Imaging if it had happened in the SEC Championship game against an opponent other than Florida? You starting to see the point now?


There are a lot of good up and coming coaches in the NCAA and right now this is just hot air being spouted by sports writers. Nick Saban owns the SEC West right now and likely will for the next two seasons as he recruits the hell out of the second tier of talent in places like Texas and Missouri and gains blue chip talent in his own and adjacent states. Unlike many programs where a kid out of high school might decide against an Alabama because they might have to wait as many as three years to play Saban has been able to convince these guys to come to Tuscaloosa because every now and then you see a freshman standout carrying the ball or in the game on the offensive or defensive line because they blow so many teams out. Some guy name Meyer in Gainesville uses the same sort of reasoning.

Yes, I know Les Miles won a national championship in 2007. How could I possibly forget that? I still don't see what he's done for the Bayou Bengal faithful in Baton Rouge since. You know that's the bottom line. The reason why Charlie Weis is going to get asked to leave at the end of this season isn't because he sucks as a coach but because he sucks at getting to the apex of competition within the BCS. He got a year more than Willingham and that's enough. I would not be surprised if his buyout package isn't already typed with a check attached and sitting on some priests desk in an envelope with a Post-It Note on it saying, "Do not open until 10 January 2010."

Speaking of coaches that are going to get fired Ralph Friedgen of Maryland, according to source in College Park would be gone right after the final whistle of this week's season finale against Boston College if the search for a replacement hadn't been delayed by alumni and boosters who are rabidly loyal to the coach who is a Maryland grad and former Terp player. Loyalty in a fiercely competitive ACC doesn't count for as much as it did when Maryland was having multiple ten win seasons back six years ago. The Terrapins since going to three straight bowl games are now 2-9 and looking down the barrel of their first 10 loss season ever.

If you live in Ann Arbor don't laugh at the plight of the Terrapins. Jim Harbaugh was a great player in the Big House and now he's lead Stanford one of the lowliest programs in the nation recently back to prominence in the PAC 10 with a freshman at the helm of his offense. Rich Rod being sent packing would not be a shock at all. Back to back years losing to Ohio State and not going to a bowl game might make Rodriguez a one trick pony.






Diane Valencen, D.S.V.J., O.Q.H [Journ.], ArF J., M.F.
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CONSERVATIVE HARDLINERS IN THE GOP THREATEN TO SHRINK THE BIG TENT INTO A RAIN PONCHO

And on that poncho would read a sign that says, "White, Christian, gun owners only."

What follows is a proposed "purity test" for 2010 Congressional candidates that will be discussed at the next Republican National Committe meeting in January:

Proposed RNC Resolution on Reagan’s Unity Principle for Support of Candidates

WHEREAS, President Ronald Reagan believed that the Republican Party should support and espouse conservative principles and public policies; and

WHEREAS, President Ronald Reagan also believed the Republican Party should welcome those with diverse views; and

WHEREAS, President Ronald Reagan believed, as a result, that someone who agreed with him 8 out of 10 times was his friend, not his opponent; and

WHEREAS, Republican faithfulness to its conservative principles and public policies and Republican solidarity in opposition to Obama’s socialist agenda is necessary to preserve the security of our country, our economic and political freedoms, and our way of life; and

WHEREAS, Republican faithfulness to its conservative principles and public policies is necessary to restore the trust of the American people in the Republican Party and to lead to Republican electoral victories; and

WHEREAS, the Republican National Committee shares President Ronald Reagan’s belief that the Republican Party should espouse conservative principles and public policies and welcome persons of diverse views; and

WHEREAS, the Republican National Committee desires to implement President Reagan’s Unity Principle for Support of Candidates; and

WHEREAS, in addition to supporting candidates, the Republican National Committee provides financial support for Republican state and local parties for party building and federal election activities, which benefits all candidates and is not affected by this resolution; and

THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED, that the Republican National Committee identifies ten (10) key public policy positions for the 2010 election cycle, which the Republican National Committee expects its public officials and candidates to support:

(1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama’s “stimulus” bill;
(2) We support market-based health care reform and oppose Obama-style government run healthcare;
(3) We support market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;
(4) We support workers’ right to secret ballot by opposing card check;
(5) We support legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants;
(6) We support victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges;
(7) We support containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat;
(8) We support retention of the Defense of Marriage Act;
(9) We support protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health care rationing, denial of health care and government funding of abortion; and
(10) We support the right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership; and be further

RESOLVED, that a candidate who disagrees with three or more of the above stated public policy positions of the Republican National Committee, as identified by the voting record, public statements and/or signed questionnaire of the candidate, shall not be eligible for financial support and endorsement by the Republican National Committee; and be further

RESOLVED, that upon the approval of this resolution the Republican National Committee shall deliver a copy of this resolution to each of Republican members of Congress, all Republican candidates for Congress, as they become known, and to each Republican state and territorial party office.

Chief Sponsor:
James Bopp Jr., Indiana
Sponsors:
Avie Axdahl, Minnesota
Donna Cain, Oregon
Cindy Costa, South Carolina
Debbie Joslin, Alaska
Peggy Lambert, Tennessee
Carolyn McLarty, Oklahoma
Pete Rickets, Nebraska
Steve Scheffler, Iowa
Helen Van Etten, Kansas
Solomon Yue, Oregon

This combined with growing support for Sarah Palin among those who consider themselves Republicans AND conservatives could make the next three years the most politically exciting in decades.



Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!



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NO JUSTICE NO PEACE; WHITE AMERICA DESERVES TO HAVE SARAH PALIN AS PRESIDENT

If you consider yourself a liberal you really don't need this lecture except for laughs or tears depending on how serious you take Sarah plain as a candidate. For the first time in the history of my own brain I am beginning to feel that people don't deserve to have a vote just because they are citizens. I saw a silimar sort of inexplicable support for Barack Obama in the early months of his campaign but eventually people could enunciate what they felt he was going to try to do. The talking points gave way to real desires. This isn't the case for the pitiful state of white conservatism in the flyover states. I warned you; this is ugly.


I do realize now why conservative documentarians and civilian journalists did their little prostitution scheme against ACORN. New Left Media [AS OF 08H 09M HST today their bandwidth was exceeded] has just begun it's campaign to bring the views of those who believe in the values and ideology of the political right and support Sarah Palin. Only a liberal community organization on the national stage appearing to condone child slavery and prostitution could possibly turn anyone's attention away from just how galactically stupid white conservative people in Ohio are. For the love of spaghetti people either speak you minds and say, "I've been programmed to be afraid," or actually take the time to do some reading right here in the friendly confines of the Internet. These middle class white men and women some young some not so young have become nothing more than flesh and blood right wing talking point regurgitation machines. They are Birthers they are parroters of Fox News buzz phrases. These people should just walk around with giant Paper-Mache Bill-O head on top of their own hollow and empty craniums.







Yes, I'm a member of the bar here in Dis but I'm not that smart. I don't wake up every morning and know everything I need to know I have to read. I have bills to pay and I am in a relationship with another person I have all the distractions of adult life that each of these people potentially have. They are stupid because it is easier than doing the grunt work of educating themselves with facts that might contradict their comfortable worldview. The woman who said, "drill baby, drill!" and then had that little unconfrotable laugh was possibly the dumbest of them all. She knows nothing about the petroleum importation trends in the United States and I'd be willing to bet she has no idea what backwardation is. For money she couldn't tell you what the January future for NYMEX crude is. She's more interested in not looking smart in front of other white men and hoping that she sounds like she is fully behind her tribe in this great war against the "Other." But it's America she has a right to be stupid!

Bravo to Chase Whiteside and Eric Stoll for wading into the cess pool of nearly radioactive closemindedness that exists in the mostly white and conservative pockets of the suburbs around places like Columbus, Ohio.


Qu'ul cuda praedex nihil!

Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
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IF I MADE 16.5 MILLION DOLLARS A YEAR I'D DO THIS EVERY DAY!

Photos purportedly to be of CBS Evening News anchor Katie Couric "getting down", "bustin a move" and "getting funky" after her first newscast in 2006 have surfaced from the bowels of the tubes of the Internet, i.e. Facebook.

Couric: Rumpshaker!

Couric: Shake that money maker!

Well that solves that great dilemma she is human. No alien I ever met dances like that. Only human females born in the United States between 1949 and 1969 dance like that. Not that there's anything wrong with that and of coiurse you know from day to day I have this struggle in my bones about Katie that seems to afflict many millions of American news viewers as well. Some of it I think is misogyny on their part and some of it is jealousy. Katie Couric is pretty and she is smart and somehow I think that disqualifies her from being an anchor tool. I would go so far as to say she's as smart as Brian Williams but Mr Williams seems to have the plastic parts that America craves from its newsreaders and that is what they are boys and girls corporate news readers.

In Hindsight

While the pictures are funny and show a peek behind that green curtain that generally hides the emotions of television news anchors from the riff raff and the hoi polloi I have to wonder what would have ahppened if they had surfaced in the days right after Sarah Palin's double barrel interview blunders in the fall of 2008? Dancing anchors are rare but at least it's not folkloric dancing!

Pax Terra!


Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J.
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PORN SUNDAY® OVERTIME™ LINDSEY & LACEY HART

The general theme today will be "twins" both the real and the almost real. There will be other titillations thrown in for good measure and your viewing pleasure.











Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
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Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
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2 100 000 DROPSIDE CRIBS RECALLED BY THE US GOVERNMENT

From The Palm Beach Post/AP:

More than 2.1 million drop-side cribs by Stork Craft Manufacturing are being recalled, the biggest crib recall in U.S history, following reports of four infant suffocations.

The Consumer Product Safety Commission said late Monday the recall involves 1.2 million cribs in the United States and almost 1 million in Canada, where Stork Craft is based. Sales of the cribs being recalled go back to 1993.

Nearly 150,000 of the cribs carry the Fisher-Price logo.

The CPSC said it is aware of four infants who suffocated in the drop-side cribs, which have a side that moves up and down to allow parents to lift children from the cribs more easily. The agency also said there have been 110 incidents of drop-sides detaching from the cribs.

The Stork Craft cribs have had problems with their hardware, which can break, deform or become missing after years. CPSC said there can also be problems with assembly mistakes by the crib owner. These problems can cause the drop-side to detach, creating a dangerous space between the drop-side and the crib mattress, where a child can become trapped.


In the Stork Craft recall, the manufacture date, model number, crib name, country of origin, and the firm's name, address and contact information are located on the assembly instruction sheet attached to the mattress support board. The firm's insignia "storkcraftbaby" or "storkling" is inscribed on the drop-side teething rail of some cribs.







Consumers can contact the company, 877-274-0277, to order the free repair kit, or log on to www.storkcraft.com.

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DAWN PATROL; 77 HIGH LUX NEGRO 2 AS

Impeachment hearings begin in South Carolina to remove Governor Mark Sanford for in the state legislature. The adulterous governor faces 37 counts of violating South Carolina public servant ethics laws.

Large Hadron Collider is working well; so far collisions taking place without any changes to the common laws of physics on Terra.

Palin goes to Fort Bragg, follows orders keeps mouth shut. Crowd estimated at 5 200 with 500 being turned away.

President Barack Obama's approval rating from Gallup remain below 50% for the first time since he was inaugurated on 12 January 2009. Most Hellac presidential scholars agree that this would have been a similar trend with President Bush had there been no 9/11 attacks. The President has lost 4% of his support among blacks and 5% of his support from whites. His numbers also are trending decline among those who live in the South where he is down 6%. Young voters those aged 18-29 still support him with 61% and this number too is down 6%.

Great Britain opens formal probe into how that nation became involved in the Iraq War. Such an investigation is never possible in the United States as long as corporations control the government. Those years of delay might have been waiting for the Bush second term to end.

Death toll in Philippine massacre now stands at 46.


Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
Amici Bax Demvolu Comnu
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NIGGER OF THE WEEK; 76 HIGH LUX NEGRO 2 AS

There has been a Nigger of the Week® drought around here for a few weeks but as the Holiday Shopping Season® heats up you knew it was just a matter of time until someone did something stupid one of the chief criteria for fitting the actual definition of the word. This week The Gap one of my favorite terrestrial shopping Meccas issued forth with this catchy advertisement. Be warned the song will stay in your head for a few hours and it's difficult not imagining Katherine Heigl singing it just because it's cool.

.

Yeah, I wondered to what exactly was wrong with that ad as those at The Daily Beast and several other normal, well if you leave out that whole Tina Brown thing, Internet publications. Then the American Family Association stepped up and asked it's white army of easily frightened minions to boycott The Gap® because the apparel store's add and I'm quoting here, "Did you notice it? Gap compares Christmas to the pagan holiday called 'Solstice.' Solstice is celebrated by Wiccans who practice witchcraft! Gap also encourages you to '86' or 'dismiss'traditions and 'do what feels just right.'"

Hoo boy! Here we go again. The American family Association wins this week's Nigger of the Week® hands down. A cute and inclusive advertisement now has images of black magic associated with it. Well most of the people that shop at The Gap could give a flying fuck about the fake marketing of family values by white men who are looking to get rich off the fears of mentally unstable white women and their domineering husbands who have less than average sized penises. Tis a far, far better thing that I grant them this award than that these cocksuckers think they have annoyed The Gap® and that I have not taken notice of their Right Wing douchebaggery!

Of course this has nothing to do with the AFA being one of the biggest anti-porn groups in America. Not at all.

Pax Terra.


Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J.
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60 STONE MAN WHO SAT EIGHT MONTHS IN LA Z BOY DIES, NEARBY SARA LEE PLANT CLOSES LAYS OFF 200 EMPLOYEES; LOCAL PIZZA PARLORS BRACE FOR THE BLOWBACK

This story just has become a tsunami of irony.





Rev. Tillmon Webb who died of his own irrational stupidity and morbid obesity three days ago in Westminster, South Carolina lived only 46 ½ miles from a Sara Lee baked good production facility in Greenville, South Carolina. Curiously, The Collective takes notice that this facility is being shuttered and its 200 employees laid off. From NBC's WYFF 4 in Greenville:

Officials with Sara Lee Corp. said 200 workers in South Carolina will lose their jobs when the company closes its bread factory in Greenville.

Sara Lee officials told the Herald-Journal of Spartanburg that they have to close the bakery in January because they lost a major customer.

Spokesman Mike Cummins said the plant makes frozen dough and bagels for the food service industry. Cummins said a few workers may be offered jobs at other plants, but the rest will get severance packages and help finding another job.

Sara Lee began operating the Greenville plant in 1984 after acquiring it from King's Hawaiian Bakery.

Greenville County's unemployment rate was 10.6 percent in October.

Maybe Webb kept them afloat all this time providing a measure of "stimulus" in an unemployment ravaged region of the South. Only Sarah Palin can save these people now. You can read more about Sara Lee baked goods at "The Joy of Eating™" website.



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Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
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The real fun of being a journalist is being in the know when the wider world is starving for that next nugget of information. You have a whole fucking full blown Las Vegas buffet and they would be please with half a bread stick more. That's the shit that gives me wood.




The again sometimes a story is like Maria Bello is from role to role. She can start out washed out and made to look almost ugly for effect.



Then she can emerge phoenix like in a sun splash of regal beauty that just makes you gasp.




And then there are stories that are just Bette Davis stories. All scary eye, crazy lady laugh and poisoning plans running around in her feverish mind. Behind those scary eyes. I don't do Bette Davis stories. The whole Tillmon Webb 900 pound man stuck in a chair story was a Bette Davis story for me. I couldn't go there. I couldn't do the story justice with being an over the top hatchet wielding droolin' anti-theocrat laughing like a rabid banshee. That wasn't too much was it?




The man was stuck to a La Z Boy and when I read that I laughed harder than I have laugh since Jerry Falwell died. I had tears in my eyes as I bought season tickets to the Hellac Football club, Sporting Dis that had his rights. The she-demon on the other end of the line said a lot of people were equally emotional about the acquisition and she sold me easily on a 10 year deal for a sky box. Being able to get laid and eat like Croesus while you watch a major sporting event is worth every gold coin I dropped that day. I consider it an investment.

I passed the Webb story to Hoops and she said it was too close to the bone with the trial still going on. I sent it to "Civil Rights" Becky Rubenstein and she said while his church does have the whiff of right wing fundamentalism she didn't see them in the bigot watch hit parade. Then I called The Boss expecting him to roast my head with a sneeze and he said he'd be delighted and that he could do a good service with a short piece.

I've read what he wrote and I made note of a few things; it's sort of a list.

10) Anyone that knew Webb and shared his religious beliefs will be pissed.
9) Anyone who thinks "real" Americans failing in an epic manner is at all comedic will have an orgasm laughing
8) I bet Webb and his wife voted for McCain
7) What the fuck do you eat to gain 25 stone in eight months???
6) Answer to 4 everything except the person who wipes your ass.
5) How long will it be before someone from his hick town says "He had an eating disorder."
4) See I told you I could have never written this like Cavalor did
3) When I started this I didn't think it could become a Top 10 list
2) A 900 pound man in a La Z Boy! Isn't THAT ironic???
1) This story sad and bitter as it is proves one thing I have known since I first went south of the Mason Dixon line: No matter how fat, odious, poor or stupid a white man is there's some codependent white chick who will fuck him and his tiny penis to get pregnant and breed for the glory of the fucktard wing of the theocracy and so she can have a living doll to play with.


Pax Terra



Fredrick Schwartz, D.S.V.J.
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THIS SHOULD PUT ALL THOSE DELUSIONS OF RACIAL SUPERIORITY TO REST

I am the only one here at this newspaper who can truly do this story any sort of justice. In South Carolina, a white man who weighed 900 pounds died of a heart attack after being liberated from a La-Z-Boy chair where he had been stuck for the last 9 months. If this was all to the story it might have never even made it into these pages. Obesity is a disease that is running rampant in the United States and rages like a wildfire of burning fat in the Deep South and these cases have become all to common over the last five years of declining rates of exercise and increasing American gluttony. Even this would have at best left this story in the capable hands of Robin Naismith Green for her Bread & Circuses column.

I have watched and participated on the periphery of a conversation about the Mohler sex abuse case. A regular commenter here holds a certain opinion of minorities and generalizes her bigotry toward them based upon an individually tragic event and her isolated view of the world living in a metropolis that makes her fearful of all people unlike herself. This is a silly notion because among causes of death after accidents heart disease kills more Humans than anything else. heart disease is what killed Tillmon Webb a man whose story is so ironic that even Fred Schwartz said he could not do it good service.

I have kept you in suspense too long. This 900 pound man who died covered with decubitus ulcers and his own urine and feces wedged into a recliner lived in a double wide trailer. I know you feel certain that I am lying at this point and given the reputation of many demons and many journalists and since I am both a demon and a journalist I can understand your lack of trust.

I am not prevaricating in the least. This man was also the founder of the True Christian fellowship in the town of Westminster. Now somewhere in the book that this church calls "the inerrant word" I am sure there is something about greed and if I am mistaken there is something about sloth and certainly there is something said about the sin of hubris. As a editor I feel comfortable in calling Tillmon Webb prideful because his own mother related to the local media that her son did not wish to be seen in his present condition and that he refused help because he was ashamed.





He did not help himself that video is damning evidence that he waited for somethign that would never come and in the interregnum he gained 350 pounds. Some would surely say that his blind obeisance to a religion that allows a pass for those twho believe as you do no matter their crimes caused this. I dispuite that and reject it. His ignorance about matters spiritual is a by product of his upbringing and the desire to be a king when he is actually a apauper. These matters are trivial at best and need no coverage for they are well known. Tillmon Webb was a fool; fools suffer and die in manners unknown and impossible for wise men to achieve.

Tillmon Webb sits currently in a cell on Serratoth Island accused of suicide by means of his own hubris. His trial should conclude this morning and he will be sentenced by noon this day. Magis Norris Brown is presiding over the trial.




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PORN SUNDAY® THE SECRET DESIRES OF A WOMAN

This is a very common fetish.








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Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® ANASTASIA KASS STUFFS CITRUS FRUIT IN HER RECTUM

What could We possibly offer to embellish that title??








ما الذي يمكننا تقديمه لتجميل هذا العنوان؟







Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® A DEEPER EXAMINATION OF PAMELA

This woman is so pretty We felt she deserved a closer, more in depth, analysis.









هذه المرأة جميلة جدا وشعرنا انها تستحق أوثق وأكثر في العمق والتحليل



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® CRYSTAL FOR ALL YOU ASS LOVERS OUT THERE

This position seems to be a favorite for both the producers of porn and those who consume it.








هذا الموقف يبدو أن هناك المفضلة لكلا المنتجين من الاباحية وهؤلاء الذين يستهلكون عليه


Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® A ROUGH BLACK BULL RIDE FOR AN EAGER WHITE COWBOY

To this bull rider's delight he manages to stay on for much longer than eight seconds!








لهذا الفارس الثور سروره تمكن من البقاء لفترة أطول من ثماني ثوان!


Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® A WILD REDBONE DOUBLE PENETRATION

These not so gentle men quickly decide which of these two women is their desired choice.







هذه ليس ذلك الرجل اللطيف الذي يقرر سريعا من هاتين المرأتين هو خيار المرجوة منها



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® KATJA KASSIN IN A SUNRISE JAILBREAK

It is a crime that her ass is so enticing, yes?







انها جريمة ان الحمار هو ذلك تحريضية ، نعم؟



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® MONIQUE IN LATEX

We are beginning to grasp the sensual power of wearing latex. Most of you already have discovered the wonders of silicone.







بدأنا في فهم السلطة الحسية من ارتداء اللاتكس


معظم لديك بالفعل اكتشاف عجائب سيليكون



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® PAMELA FROM HOOKERS & BLOW 4

This young lady not only gets into her work, she lets her work get very deep inside of her.








هذه السيدة الشابة ليس فقط يحصل في أعمالها ، إلا أنها تتيح لها الحصول على عمل عميقة جدا داخل بلدها



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® LEX STEELE AND TIFFANY MYNX IN A CLASSIC SCENE

The meeting of cultures on common ground is always time for celebration.







اجتماع الثقافات على أرضية مشتركة هي دائما وقت للاحتفال




Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® ARIANNA JOLIE IN A STRAP ON SENSATION

So often the strap on is unskillfully used as if it is utterly foreign to the user. In this clip this is not the case.






في كثير من الأحيان على حمالة هو بدون مهارة استخدامها كما لو أنه لا يمكن إطلاقا الخارجية للمستخدم. في هذا الكليب ليست هذه هي القضية.



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® LISA ANN GRADES ON A CURVE

And that curve and many others are clearly evident in this clip starring the voluptuous Lisa Ann and her willing acolytes!








وهذا المنحنى والعديد من الآخرين بشكل واضح في هذا الكليب بطولة حسي ليزا آن والمساعدون مستعدة لها!


Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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LIVING PROOF THAT THINGS COULD BE WORSE THREE YEARS FROM NOW

Cavalor Epþiþ, Esquire, O.B.R.E., O.D.A.J.[1er], D.S.V.J., J.F.
Editor-in-Chief
The Dis Brimstone-Daily Pitchfork
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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PORN SUNDAY® CARAMEL OFFERS A HELPING HAND

If this does not arouse you you are well and truly dead.






إذا كان هذا لا يثير كنت أنت حقا ومات



Pain
Knight Slayer of Shai' tan
الافتتاحية من الفتاحات
Majordomo of Hell and Terra's Skies
Order of the Black Rose of the Empire
Ayatollah of Rham and its Shadow
Fair Judge Executioner of Souls
Quarterer's Order of the Descending Aorta, 1st Class, with diamonds, rubies, platinum concertina, golden concertina, gilded pancreas, emerald gall bladder, mesentery and lymph nodes
Lord Gaoler of Dis
Chief Engineer Hellac Power & Light
Womb of Empires
Order of the Superior Vena Cava
先生 立石 上様
Fifth Sea Lord of Hell
Chair, Hellac Consumer Products Safety Commission
Oracle of Elections
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Mot. Pict. Arts & Sci.]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Tort]
Order of the Obsidian Heart [Fluid Dyn.]
Chair, Hellac Commission on Sentient Being Rights
Lord High Justice of the Court of Acts & Merits
Knight Commander of the Hellac Gordian Knot of Silver
Keeper of the Keys of all the Gates of Hell
Qadi of Hades
Chamberlain Imperial of the Necropontiff of the Universal Fatean Church
Order of the Quartz Heart [Eng.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Jur.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Metaphys.]
Order of the Quartz Heart [Philos.]
Count-Palatine of Sheol
Marquis di Gehenna
Emperor Consort
White Rod
President Pro tempore Bax Culdnu
Managing Editor—Research
75 High Lux Negro 2 AS

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