NO JUSTICE NO PEACE; WHY IS CARRIE PREJEAN RUNNING AWAY FROM HER SEXUALITY?

This has got to be the most confusing thing I've come across in a long, long, time. Former Miss California USA Carrie Prejean who had become the blond poster girl for anti gay marriage bigotry now has fallen down and broken her crown permanently. Once a done wrong champion of Christianist "values" Prejean now is left holding an empty bag that she thought she would fill with lawsuit settlement money. That was until the video tape of her masturbating was revealed to her and her mother. Okay, yes that's embarrassing and no one on Terra deserved the ultimate fail moment of having your mom see them rubbing one out than Carrie Prejean but I have to delay my end zone celebration for a bit. Why is Carrie Prejean ashamed? Masturbation is perfectly natural and she was an adult when the video of her soaking wet labia was shot. So why all the hubbub?

Once again it's hypocrisy. Prejean had allied herself for the purpose of turning a quick buck or two with groups like Maggie Gallagher's NOM. Those people are publicity prudes. All of them masturbate they just do it in private and some even do it watching pornography. To the hypocrites of the bigoted anti civil rights for all Right this is called fair play. They get to please themselves with oily carrots up their asses and as long as it doesn't become a PR liability the KY will just keep flowing side by side with the bigotry just like the shit and drinking water do in downtown Port-au-Prince separated only by the merest of a "taint."

There is still a way for Carrie Prejean to make a fast few hundreds of thousands of dollars. She can now bridge a huge gap in the culture war by becoming the first Christian Porn Queen™. All of her movies would have to be plot based, of course, and center around her co-star to whom she is clearly married. [Insert camera pans of wedding photos and flashes of wedding ring hardware] Carrie could even convince her sexually "confused" heathen neighbor who thinks she's a lesbian that marriage to a man is the only way to go by allowing her to watch and become so aroused that the next scene shows our erstwhile lesbian now happily at the alter so she can be carried off to a good Christian fucking by her new hubby. There's much more gold to be mined in these hills. Carrie Prejean's run as a whore with a heart of gold may have just begun. Like her religious idol I'm sure she'll have a second "coming."






Sarah Bloch, D.S.V.J., J.F., O.Q.H [Jur.]
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