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27.8.07

DAWN PATROL 59 1 LEVIATHAN 2 AS






The Travis County Sheriff's Department is looking for one Paul Devoe III driving a Dodge Dakota truck bearing license plate 21X ZJ5. Devoe is wanted for a muder in Marble Falls. The crime scene is now being described as a "bloodbath."







Iraq is Vietnam with more survivable casualties, but the military caution that caused a creep toward quagmire is evident.






Behold the laughing face of a human being blinded by the lust for money and the greed driven for comfort siphoned from the suffering of others. Joy Jenice Jackson, in Hell there is a special place for Souls such as yours!







James Carville is more well known from media exposure to the public, but Pete Rouse can get Barack Obama elected.






Four found dead in exclusive home on outskirts of Austin, TX. Foul play suspected. A vehicle registered to Paula Griffith of Austin, TX is missing from the crime scene. The car is a white 2001 Saturn station wagon with a Texas license plate Y43-ZWV according to the web site Family Badge.



Robotic camera lowered into hole drilled in Utah mine. The miners have been trapped for 21 days.



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