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30.4.06

THE JOYS OF WORKING FROM HOME











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SOUND SHOULD BE MUTED OR MINIMAL IF AT PLACE OF EMPLOYMENT . . .--G.R.M., Copy Editor.




NOT SAFE FOR WORK BELOW THIS LINE . . .




صور عارية هنا




WE'RE NOT KIDDING THERE'S SOME VERY NOT SAFE FOR WORK SHIT COMING UP SOON!--G.R.M.











[UPDATE 90 BELLADONNA WARMING UP]





[UPDATE 89 JUST SOME SERIOUS GONZO HOUSEWIFE ANAL FISTING ACTION]




[UPDATE 88 PHENOMENAL BLONDE]




[UPDATE 87 WE SHOULD ALL BE SO LUCKY TO HAVE NEIGHBORS LIKE LISA ANN!]







[UPDATE 86 GORGEOUS BLACK MILF GOES AROUND THE WORLD]




[UPDATE 85 GIRL ON GIRL IN THE KITCHEN SINK]





[UPDATE 84 MONDAY ANAL EUROPORN]





[UPDATE 83 SOPHIE EVANS FISHNETS NUFF SAID]




[UPDATE 82 HOLIDAY BELLADONNA]






[UPDATE 81 VELICITY VON TIMES TWO ]



[UPDATE 80 IN HONOR OF THE BEAUTIFUL MARILYN CHAMBERS]









[UPDATE 79 A MILKY BREASTED JAPANESE MATURE FOR ROMIUS T!]








[UPDATE 77 A HUGE DILDO MOUNTED TO THE WALL AND A CURVY BABE WHO LOVES ANAL]







[UPDATE 76 LOTS OF OIL AND VERY SMALL BIKINIS]







[UPDATE 75 AWESOME TITS]







[UPDATE 74 TWO PUSSYCATS PLAYING WITH THEIR PUSSIES, MILK AND TOYS]









[UPDATE 73 A BEAUTFUL TRANNSEXUAL HAVING FUN WITH AN EQUALLY GORGEOUS GIRL]
















[UPDATE 72 LISA SPARXXX AND A TASTY AFTERNOON PROTEIN TREAT]







[UPDATE 71] DORA VENTER AWESOME ASS!








[UPDATE 70]




More Nina showing off before getting down to business! One of the best asses in porn bar none.






[UPDATE 69]






AS PROMISED THE LUSCIOUS NINA HARTLEY FUCKING UP A STORM!






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UPDATE 67

Keri Russell.



Amy Winehouse.




Helen Hunt






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--Nina Hartley and Arianna Jolee have a play date.--Pain









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--The immortal, literally, John Holmes enjoys givng a little anal.--Pain





UPDATE 54



--A horny cougar shows the youngsters how it's done.-- F.S.




UPDATE 53




--The babes in this clip are just awesome.-- D.T.




UPDATE 52



--Precious Little @ Deviant Art, Courtesy the fine folks at A Flower a Day-- Pain





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--Now that is deep throat!-- F.S.





UPDATE 50



The keys to this are small hands and lots and lots of lube!-- F.S.





UPDATE 49





These chicks are more interested in playing the skin flute than the piano!--D.T.





UPDATE 48



One incredible rack!--F. Schwartz.

UPDATE 47



A smoking hot German chick with a long hard vegetable Courtesy RedTube









UPDATE 46





Little Lupe es muy caliente! Courtesy Slutload











UPDATE 45:





A nice evening ride compliments of Pornhub®





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A lovely and talented Latina MILF getting the royal treatment Courtesy PornHub.com—F.S.









UPDATE 43


MILF office fuck—F.S.










UPDATE 42








Ariana has a little trouble swallowing the volume.--F.S.
Courtesy Pornhub.



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By popular request and courtesy of PornHub, the Nokia Vibe.--F.S.







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© 2008 Michael Helms
Clayre McKinnen as photographed by Michael Helms. H/T to a flower a day.







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© 2008 Errotica, with kind thanks to A Flower a Day.








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©2008 Lady Sonia




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© 2007 Dale Jordan








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© 2007 S-U-B-L-I-M-E











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© 2007 Jedreck Kostecky [makeup by Kaja Krosnowska]








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Chocoholic © 2006-2008 William Walsh











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© Ипполит Матвеевич Скоробейников














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Alanis is one hot lady.--D.T.












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© 2007 Rudolf Kartelin




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© Paul Janczak




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© Gella [ekaterina alexandrova]



A Rubenesque redhead.-- F.S.











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Boobs are just great; huge boobs are magnificent.--F.S.










UPDATE 25: You won't see this at TownHall.com!










UPDATE 24:


Yet another reason to root through your stats every now and then. I give you llama porn as searched for by some desperate soul two months ago. If you come back you get can pick up your parting gift, the dripping vagina of a well screwed female llama. Can chicks with dogs be very far behind???






UPDATE 23:

More of the luscious Mihiro







UPDATE 22:

By popular request Mihiro Tanaguchi






UPDATE 21 The talented Julianne Nicholson from the film flannel pajamas. Very nice lush carpet and the curtains ain't bad either!






UPDATE 20

The latest in what to be wearing when "The shit hits the fan," or when the door bell rings and it's the Jehovah's Witnesses again.









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This begs the question, "Is death always that bad a thing?"























Ragne Sigmond






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The art and lovely models of Sergei Skokov [ by way of afuckaday]are far more fun than some hot dusty old war.




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THERE IS ART AND THEN THERE IS ART . . .






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VANESSA HUDGENS OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL FAME IS VERY "PRO BUSH"








"Does that make us Bush supporters or closeted Republicans?"--Fred Schwartz



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A little Gwen Stefani showing off for you.








UPDATE 14: A little Dita Von Teese to tide you over . . .








UPDATE 13: SIX AND A HALF MINUTES OF BUKKAKE!






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Some wonderful snaps of the awesome Eva Mendes can be found, un, deux, et trois.







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BUTT PLUG PHYSICS?


Art or porn? 7


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Video Not Safe for Work or minors for that matter!--G.R.M.

Dawn and the Mirrors.

I almost got fired for posting this and now it becomes a little research and sociology lesson for the masses on Terra.


The deal was such adult fare cannot be on the main page but I never agreed to removing it in toto. It really wasn't the content it was the lack of warnings for people who could lose their jobs for seeing people screwing on their work computers. Hey wait a minute? Aren't most of you surfing for porn at work anyway? And the ones of you who aren't are reading our blog, the Daily Kos, Wonkette, HuffPo (mmm Arianna!), Townhall, Ann Coulter and a bizillion other sites ranging from getting zoysia to grow in the shade to Zoophilia. Don't ask.



I am required, as professional researcher, to make this "interactive" so can someone tell me how a woman getting it from behind with a money shot is so offensive? Now I do grok that this isn't work safe thus the Not Safe for Work note at the top from our crack Copy Editor. What I don't get is the public reaction to the artistic rendering of the sex act itself being seen as so offending while many people enjoy the same acts with their partners or others in their own domiciles. Give me some feed back on this one and enjoy the clip from Dawnsplace.com via Shufuni.com-- F.S.

REPLACED BELOW WITH NEW VIDEO 222 1 LEV 2 AS--F.S.
VIDEO MOVED UP TO UPDATE 26 225 1 LEV 2AS-- GRM





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How a bout a snap of the lovely Jennifer Morrison, star of the Fox series House?





UPDATE 8: ART OR PORN 6:



© John Emrys, 2006

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GRILES GOES DOWN, SO TO SPEAK, AT INTERIOR AND WE HAVE ONLY ONE THING TO SAY:




Another corrupt Bushie bites the dust! D.T.






© MLH Photo

I WONDER HOW MANY LOYAL BUSHIES WORKED ON THIS CASE?

UPDATE 6: Art or Porn 5 takes a classy turn with this bit of luscious jungle photography.






UPDATE 5: Art of Porn 4


UPDATE4: This time something a little different
And now you be the judge of Art or Porn? No. 7 asks: Is it Porn, or is it art?



UPDATE 3: For a little more sultry take on the exquisite form of Julianne Moore, click, here.


Para una toma poco más bochornosa en la forma exquisita de Julianne Moore, tecleo, aquí


Pour un prendre peu plus étouffant la forme exquise de Julianne Moore, clic, ici!


Für ein wenig schwüleres Nehmen auf der vorzüglichen Form von Julianne Moore, Klicken, hier!


لأكثر خانق يأخذ على المتأنق شكل جوليان مور ، انقر هنا


За чуть больше тела приобретают изысканные формы Джулиан Мур, нажмите здесь!


UPDATE 2: Since there is so much controversy about the state of American culture (liberal by nature or conservative by choice) we will place here, since it is such a popular page a weekly "Art or Porn?" Question link. Note that due to the nature of the question this is not work safe by any stretch of the imagination send all responses to:

hell_direct_lineATyahoo.com

This time something a little different
And now you be the judge of Art or Porn? No. 3 asks Is it Porn, or is it obscene?



UPDATE: For all those looking for the Julianne Moore nude you can find it, here.

Für alles die, die nach dem Julianne Moore desktop Hintergrund kannst du suchen, ihn finden, hier.

Pour tout ceux qui recherchent le fond d'ordinateur de bureau de Julianne Moore vous pouvez le trouver, ici.


Per tutto quelli che cercano i precedenti desktop del Julianne Moore potete trovarli, qui.

すべてJulianne Mooreのデスクトップの背景を捜すそれらのため يبحثون عن جوليان مور المكتبيه الخلفية يمكنك الحصول عليها هنا.



Para todo el ésos que buscan el fondo de escritorio de Julianne Moore puedes encontrarlo, aquí.


For those looking for something different why not try Chloe Sevigny in black and white. Gorgeous. Artistic form done very well.







If the Terran equivalent of freedom is the automobile then in Hell it is the icebox.



They cost a small fortune and are literally a demon to maintain requiring monthly, on a Hellac scale adjustments. But having one with an ice MAKER is a privilege I enjoy due to my position and this morning I am making the fiancee a sumptuous petit dejeuner.

Brie en croute
wild boar bacon baked on a stone
orange juice (a frisky tail flick to the terrified lady at tropicana)
leepoo eggs with smoked salmon (a salute to Fleet Admiral Porter once again)
and of course a pot of coffee for the lass and a mug of metjuizy for me.

I must admit the puff pastry was a surprise to find in any aisle of any Terran grocery store. I had an aide fetch me a box last night and he was back so swiftly I thought he hadn't left. Well there is a store within walking distance of the gate in Pell Arbor, CT. Don't bother looking on Google Maps for it there's nothing to see. For the nosy it's just east of the city of Palestine. Big surprise. Well it's time to serve I hear my love milling about in the bed chamber.

More on this, and a piece on Jack Anderson, later.








Cavalor Epthith
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Link posted by Cavalor Epthith at 4/30/2006 08:16:00 AM

3 Comments:

Blogger Pain said...

Is it ever really just sex?

18/5/08 12:42  
Blogger Anita said...

this site is a kind of forest of delites.

look behnd this tree ... and then turn left at that bush ... but don't eat the berries ... yet you can't help yourself ... and then whooops, a flight down that dark steep path and you find ..........

and cavalor, i enjoy that your tastes encompass not only the bimbetteous but also women 'of a certain age' ...

21/5/08 01:22  
Blogger Pain said...

It is truly a candy store for cannibals.

25/5/08 20:08  

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